FUCK Hallmark!

hallmark isnt doing it for me anymore. i think im just gonna start making up my own holidays like TODAY! today is celebrate being a broke ass day. even if you arent broke go out and buy the most expensive bag of ram you can find and share it with a friend. high five a bum in the face or just use toothpaste for everything today. seriously though doesnt this sound way more fun than xmas shopping and loading baskets full of rabbit turds?